I had the weird, dirty urge to write a review! OH NOES.
Ok,
177, here we go. The cover is Sonic grinning like a jerk as he faces
off against Eggman in his battle armor. Eggman is throwing his
balls...er...ball around. Cool.
'Home, new Home.' by Ian
Flynn, penciled by Tracy Yardley.
Page 1 starts off with a little
explanation by Nicole of how she turned the nanite city into a new
home for the Mobians. She is standing there, looking contemplative,
while the lower half of her body seems to be turning into green
digital...ness.
They have some problems. Eggman's fleet has
almost reached them, and there's 5 convicts who were rescued from the
Egg Grapes to deal with: Mogul, Nack, Nagus, Bean and Bark.
'Hear
me, oh base and unbearable curs!' Mammoth Mogul begins to bellow,
throwing his mighty arms up for empathis. Bean seems more interested
in the shiny silver disc that has appeared below them. Nicole informs
Mogul she kept him in mind while building the city, and the silver
disc teleports the five away into holding cells. Bean thinks it was
awesome! Nack throws down his hat angrily and calls the Freedom
Fighters '@#$%', not sure how to pronounce that.
Sonic is
pleased; Nicole teleported Mogul before he could really get into his
speech. Sally and Nicole high-five and then notices Nicole is
disappearing. At the same moment, shots from Eggman's fleet hit the
shield surrounding 'New Knothole'.
Nicole tells Sally she's fine,
she just needs to divert the energy creating her holographic form to
the shields. Sally thinks this is not fair and sheds an angry tear as
Nicole vanishes.
'What now?' Sonic asks, 'I've filled my
plan-making quota for the year.' What a lazy bastard. Sally isn't too
concerned with the Egg Fleet blasting away. Everyone needs to relax
after the destruction of Knothole. Elias tells everyone to go find
their new homes and spend time with their families.
Sonic makes
to leave, but Elias and Sally both demand he get medical attention.
Sonic grumbles that he doesn't need special treatment which earns
a laugh from a nearby Rotor. The walrus is laying on a stretcher and
Sonic hurries over to see if he's alright. Apparently Rotor has
injured his back. Sonic feels guilty for not rescuing him quick
enough, but Rotor brushes it off and says he's more worried about
Charmy.
Charmy, along with Saffron and Espio are watching as
Dr Quack holds up two fingers. Charmy thinks he's holding up 'one,
two, buckle my shoe.'
Saffron asks Charmy if he knows who he is.
The bee dances around like a fool and confirms that he is, indeed,
Charmy.
Well, does he know who she is?
Charmy glomps Saffron
and states her name. Quack thinks this is a good sign, but who knows
how much memory loss Charmy has suffered.
The little bee
glares suspiciously over at Espio and says 'didn't you used to be
purple?'
'I'm a chameleon,” Espio says, meaning he can
change colors.
However, this part doesn't make much sense, since
Espio is currently colored purple. So...saying he used to be purple
is uh...confusing. Maybe Charmy's color-bind as well as being
forgetful, or maybe the colorist is a big fat doodie-head!
(Hahaa,
I KEED, I KEED.)
Quack presses his stethoscope thingy to
Sonic's chest. He's not too worried about the ole 'hog cuz Sonic is
very hardy and heals quickly due to always being amped up with magic
ring energy. With his eyepatch, scruffy eyebrows and grumpy
expression, Quack reminds me of a grizzled old pirate or something. A
pirate in a green labcoat, but whatever.
Quack toddles off to
spend time with his family, while two of those beaver Mps pick up
Rotor's stretcher and take him away, ha ha.
Outside, Eggman's
fleet continues their barrage on New Knothole's shield.
MEANWHILE
in seXier places...or just Angel Island.
Doc Finitevus, or
just Fini for short, is floating above the Master Emerald, babbling
some mystical crap. He gets a black bubble with white font cuz he's
so damn badass.
Scourge yells that they have a
problem.
“Explain,” said Fini, not bothering to turn
around. The floating head Dimitri has gone and floated away to
freedom. Scourge thinks he's going to tattle on them to Knuckles.
Fini says he doesn't mind...in fact, he was hoping Dimitri would
take off.
Scourge shrugs. 'You're the spooky-creepy
mastermind.'
Turning his attention back to the emerald, Fini
grasps it with one hand, looking all EBIL and stuff. He cares not if
all of Mobius knows what he's up to! They can't stop the return of
ENERJAK DUN DUN DUNNNNNN OOOOOOH.
Back in New Knothole, or
excuse me... New Mobotropolis, the barrage continues from Eggman's
fleet. Perched up in a tree, Sally and Bunnie look at the city below
them. Antoine is inching along the branch towards Bunnie, looking
worried. Bunnie thinks it's a beautiful sight; she has never seen
Mobotropolis before (in the comic, she never lived there.)
Antoine
thinks it would be nicer if Egghead would quit the racket already and
leave.
Sally gets nostalgic, thinking how far they've come
since being orphans in Knothole. Bunnie was just an ole farmgirl and
Antoine was the 'crowding craven'. Bunnie hugs him and says she knew
deep down he was brave. AWWWWW. Besides, would Sally have let him
come on missions if he was such a coward (SURE WHY NOT?)
Sally
says she considered it all when she led them into the city. 'When I
led us...' She says again, looking contemplative and angry. She turns
her head away and begins to quietly rant about the good ole days when
she led them without the pressure of being a princess and all its
formalities. Bunnie asks Sally if she's ok.
The Princess
stands up, smiling now and asks Bunnie if she remembers her initial
reason for joining the FF's. Of course, Bunnie does. She wanted to be
Sally's hair stylist. Sally grins somewhat evilly and says she hopes
Bunnie hasn't entirely forgotten that dream.
Meanwhile...
In
the seXy command ship of the Egg Fleet...
Snively is sitting in
the command chair, his feet a foot off the ground, and looking rather
grumpy as Eggman rants at him over the COMM link. He wants to know
why the shields of Mobotropolis are still up despite giving Sniv the
entire Egg Fleet. Sniv waves a hand dismissively and says he's
working on it.
He jumps in his chair as shots rain down on his
ship. They're under attack! But fortunately for the Sniv, there was
no damage. The Eggbot piloting the ship informs him of an enemy craft
approaching. Snively thinks it looks familiar. The bot targets it,
but Snively tells it to hold fire. He recognizes it.
'Hope?!'
he exclaims.
Hope is enclosed in her little airplane, wearing
goggles (which seem pointless since she has the roof on, but cute
anyhoo). She picks up the radio and snarls 'That's right,
half-brother, you JERK!'
Hope then chews Snively out, telling
him that even though she only knew him for a few weeks, he was her
family. She had gone to the Overlander city and then came back to
Knothole, only to find the smoking ruins. Hope is now crying as she
shoots more ineffective blasts at the command ship, telling Sniv that
it's his fault Knothole is gone and that she's ashamed to go back to
the Mobians after trusting him. OUCH.
So, her plan is to back
to the human and overlander cities (that's a bit redundant.), become
a kickass engineer and then come back and kick Snively a good one in
the balls. Ok, she says she's going to kick his butt, but I like
kicking his balls better. *evil laugh*
AHEM. 'Then maybe our
family name will be worth something!'
Hope turns and flies away.
Sniv stands there watching as the bot informs him they have a weapons
lock on her. 'Command to fire, sir?' the bot asks. Sniv doesn't
respond, he merely looks distressed as she disappears, tears in his
eyes. OMG Hope made Snivvy cry. That freakin' rules.
(this is so
my favorite part, cuz I'm a huge fan of Snivvy and Hope making babies
together and running off into the sunset.
.....
I'M SO
KIDDING ABOUT THE BABY PART, do you think I'm THAT perverted??!
LOL
Ah hell, don't answer that.)
*cough* Back to the
comic now...
The Prowers are standing around. Amadeus thinks
the destruction of Knothole may be a 'blessing in disguise'. 'Our
people needed a shakeup of this magnitude to get them ready for the
shift in thinking,' he says, all shifty and shifty-eyed. Tails is
like 'uh...ok...'
Merlin says Amadeus ought to be careful,
but Rosemary says her husband knows what he's doing. R-r-r-rock me,
Amadeus! (does anyone remember that song?? By Falco? Hilariously bad,
it is.)
Tails believes in daddy and he's on his side no
matter what. I have a feeling this is what's gonna lead Tails to be
Public Enemy #1. Merlin is concerned about Tail's devotion too. Very
mysterious, this crap. Anyway..
Eggman is now outside,
pounding at the shield, demanding that the Mobians FACE HIM! And
nowwwww it's time for...
TANTRUMS IN THE LIFE OF
EGGMAN
Swinging his checkered ball at the shield, Eggman announces
his grievance:
They stole the city from him! It was made by his
nanites, therefore it's HIS!
Look at his accomplishments! He
destroyed their first city, he terrorized them for all of their lives
(*cough* Yeah, take Julian's credit on that, why don't ya?) Eggman
fires laser beams at the shield.
He won't allow them to take
his victory!
“Now get out of here so I can conquer you
again!”
Egghead shoots missiles at the shield! FEEL HIS
WRATH as they explode harmlessly.
'Hey Eggman,' Sonic sez,
strolling out of a door in the shield. He's all casual n' shit,
asking if Eggy's done with his whining. He stands nonchalantly with
his arms clasped behind his back as Egghead lands the ginormous (and
this is now a word in the dictionary so I can say it without shame!)
machine in front of him. Egghead says Sonic was a fool to take him on
alone; his suit was made to counter all of Sonic's moves.
Sonic
doesn't seem to care. The rest of the Freedom Fighters and Chaotix
come out, posing in oh-so-nifty fighting stances. Sally gives the
order to attack.
Knux and Vector break off Eggman's ball.
OUCH! While Mighty decks the Eggsuit, Bunnie looks forward to using
her plasma cannon. She blows the entire top off the Eggsuit.
Eggman
is now exposed and he covers his face with his hand as Julie-Su,
Espio and Antoine go to work at breaking the Egg legs. Sonic strolls
around gloating, telling Egg that he's not the only hero on Mobius,
even though he does pretty much kick ass. Ray and Tails pull on Egg's
goggles and mustache. Egg looks like a real idiot here. Amy then
knocks the legs out from under the Eggsuit. The Eggsuit hovers in the
air with a very frazzled looking Egg seated upon it.
'You
don't have a leg to stand on,' Sonic puns.
WAHHH SHUT UP! Egg
replies!
Sonic chortles that he thought this was just a game,
and he busts the remaining piece of the Eggsuit, depositing Eggman on
the ground at his feet.
Sally comes up and juts out her chest
while demanding Eggman get his trespassing ass off Royal grounds. I'm
not sure why they wouldn't like...uh...capture Eggman at this point.
The Egg, however, is not pleased with looking like a fool. He
yells for his Egg Fleet to FIRE! A very dumb move considering his ass
would probably be killed along with the FF's.
As the missiles
launch towards the group, a section of the shield comes out like a
wave, surrounding the group and taking the brunt of the missiles.
Nicole comes out of a porthole in the shield like a genie in a
bottle, and tells Eggman to move his ungrateful lardass out of her
sight.
A little Egg robot swoops in and Eggman jumps upon it,
rocketing away with a line out of the Villain's handbook of cliched
retreat phrases: Blah blah you'll regret this, I'll kill you all blah
blah I like to suck on toes... ok, maybe not that last part.
The
Egg Fleet retreats as a silhouetted Sonic states that Egghead sure
knows how to make an exit. Sally says he doesn't know WHEN to make
it.
Sonic finally notices Sally's hair, which is cut and
styled in her ole' SatAM look. (I actually only noticed it at this
point too, XD)
She's says it's a symbolic gesture to show she's
'got her mind and heart back on the right track.'
Sonic says he's
never known her to be so girly, and Sally tells him not to spoil the
moment. The various FF's and Chaotix cheer and hug, the end.
A
little blurb at the bottom states: As one chapter closes, a new one
begins! Our heroes are safe from Eggman, but is everyone safe within
their own city? Come back next month for HOUSE OF CARDS! The
unbelievable happens next issue: SONIC VS. TAILS?!
(I like how
they call him Eggman and not Robotnik XD)
UMMM and considering
there was already a topic about Sonic VS Tails, I'm not all that
unbelieving. XD
My thoughts: Overall this issue was fair.
Sally's hair was a nice touch, if only to symbolize (like she said)
perhaps a return to her more SatAM-ish roots.
Once again, like
previous issues, I find no suspense. The heroes win way too easily.
There doesn't seem to be any real element of danger anymore, what
with no roboticizer, Eggman being a doofus, and even the other
villains (the Fearsome Fivesome for example) being very very lame.
Eggman looks like a big dork as he pounds away at the shield
and then is beaten quite quickly. I would've liked to see the FF's
capture him and then him have to make an escape (or maybe have Sniv
rescue him, or even better, to have Sniv take over for a while!)
There's still the matter of Amadeus's 'vision of change' and
Enerjak coming back. So maybe we'll have some chance for suspense
there... (MAYBE???)
So overall, ok issue, though as usual, a
little lacking in suspense and even...consequence. The heroes win,
everyone's happy... Eggman is nothing but a nuisance at this point.
He's like... a bad hair day that's remedied by pulling your hair back
or something. HAH. OH THE DRAMA! WILL HER HAIR LOOK GOOD OR NOT?
UMMM.
What made this issue for me was the short part with Sniv
and Hope...I found it very nif-tay, and it DOES actually make me
wonder what will happen between them. Sniv seems regretful of his
decision. The only thing that mars this entire thing is, of course,
the fact that before that one issue (forgot the number) where Sniv
tells Hope to leave Knothole, there was nothing between them. So the
weight of their relationship is really only made up by my own
personal visions of what their relationship should be, and not really
from any 'weight' that occurred in the comic. I don't see WHY,
strictly from the events in the comic speaking, he would really care
about this little girl.
K...I'm DONE.