Disclaimer- I don’t own the lyrics or the characters, DIC does.

Author’s Note- Eh, I just bored when I wrote this, so don’t take it seriously or anything. It’s a short, dumb little song-fic based on the SatAM theme song… only featuring Robotnik! Don’t ask, like I said- I was bored! Plus, I love parodies!

(Theme music starts playing)

Red blob rolls by,

Robotnik the Eggman!

Too fat for the naked eye,

Robotnik the Eggman!

Robotnik!

He can really eat!

Robotnik!

He’s got an enormous se-at!

Robotnik!

He’s the Fattest Thing Ali-e-ive!

(Verse 2)

Look out when he stomps through!

Robotnik the Eggman!

Don’t doubt that he’ll crush you!

Robotnik the Eggman!

Robotnik!

He can really eat!

Robotnik!

He’s got an enormous se-at!

Robotnik!

He’s the Fattest Thing Alive!

He’s the Fattest Thing Alive!

He’s the Fattest Thing Aliiiive!!

Okay, that was stupid, I know! Hey, I was bored, for the last time! Besides, who doesn’t love to make fun of Robotnik? It’s just fun! (Slaps Snively a high-five)

Snively: This has been a Snively the Great- er, I mean, a Shychick Production! (Laughs nervously)

Me: HEY! THAT’S MY LINE, SNIVELY! (Chases Snively)

Sniv: ARGGHH!! (Runs like hell)

Me: (As I chase Snively) That’s right, you better run! (To readers) Oh yeah, don’t forget to review!