Disclaimer- I don’t own the lyrics or the characters. (Glares) RIGHT?!

A/N: Yet another Snively songfic based on a song from my “Weird Al” Yankovic: ‘Bad Hair Day’ cassette tape! After this, I will probably make one more and that will be it. (It won’t be it for Snively fanfics though! Hell, no!)

Say, do you remember that guy, Snively, from the SatAM series?

Well, he always was my favorite character!

Like the time he was convinced that Knothole was located out in the Great Swamp,

And called Robotnik a “bottom-dwelling scum-sucker”!

Or the time that he made Cluck lose one of it’s eyes,

All those failed plans for Sonic’s demise…

What a poor little guy Snively was,

Always getting in trouble!

Oh boy, what a cutie,

What a funny, funny guy.

I’ll never forget about Snively,

And I’ll never even try.

Hey, do you remember when Sniv’ lost all his hair

When he first met Sonic in “Blast to the Past”?

And hey, how ‘bout the day he captured Antoine

And tortured him by cooking Escargot with margarine?

All those schemes that he made, all that blame that he took,

All those names that he called Robotnik behind his back…

Oh, Sniv’, I swear, it was a laugh-a-minute with you!

Oh boy, what a cutie,

What a funny, funny, guy.

I’ll never forget about Snively.

And I’ll never even try.

You know, I couldn’t help but laugh

Even though he was always treated like slime.

Remember when he got caught sitting in his uncle’s chair?

Boy, he really got it good that time!

Say, do you remember the end of “The Doomsday Project”,

When Robotnik left Snively behind to die?

But little did he know that he’d get pulled into the Void,

And Sniv’ finally got his chance to rise to power!

If DIC ever produces the third season, who knows what would happen?

But I’m sure if ‘ol Sniv’ were still with us today,

He would still have to be, to me, one great little guy!

Oh boy, what a cutie,

What a funny, funny guy.

I’ll never forget about Snively,

And I’ll never even try.

(Ohhh, I remember Snively…)

(Ohhh, I remember Snively…)

(Ohhh, I remember Snively…)

(Yes, I remember, remember, remember…

(Yes, I remember, remember, remember…

(Yes, I remember, remember, remember…)

(Fade out)

THE END

(Sniffle!) Yes, it’s true! I’ll never forget about that little guy! He was truly an intriguing character! He really touched my cartoon-loving heart, in a way that no character ever has before! Right, A. Fleury? Right Sonique the Hedgehog? Just ask them, they feel the same way! (Starts bawling) Oh, Sniv, why did you have to go?! And you were so close to making your dream come true too! IT’S JUST NOT FAIR, DAMNIT!

This has been a (sob!) Shychick Production!