Disclaimer: I own none of the characters,
related to "Sonic the Hedgehog", although I wish I owned Snively.
Heh, heh...
Well, guys, this is just An interesting tale of what would happen if our
favorite hedgehog and our favorite lackey switched bodies. It's original, it's
funny, and it's never been done before. But hey, everybody enjoys a good Humor
fic! So enjoy! Please remember to leave a review for my troubles... it's the
least you can do; after all, I AM writing this for your entertainment!
After countless hours into the night, Dr. Robotnik had finally completed his
latest and greatest creation. He had stayed up all throughout the night to
finish it, and now it was finally ready. He stood back to take in the result of
his toils, as the gleaming silver surface of the device shone in his eyes. Ah,
yes indeed, it was truly a thing of beauty and a joy forever. Yes, this would
be the ultimate device which would finally rid him of that insufferable
Hedgehog once and for all. He had such a strong feeling that success would
finally come to be his. He could feel it...
"Eureka!" the mad doctor cried happily, throwing his hands up in the
air. "At long last, I, Dr. Robotnik, have created the perfect device for
the Hedgehog's destruction! Finally, success will finally be mine, after all
these years!" He broke out into maniacal laughter.
Just than Snively entered the room. "My apologies for disturbing you,
sir," he said in that meek-yet-respectful (and oh-so-cute!) manner of his,
"but I just came to inform you that the Hedgehog has destroyed yet another
army of SWATbots, and..." His voice trailed off as he suddenly noticed his
uncle's newest invention laying on the table. `Oh brother, what's Fat Boy
planning this time?' he thought to himself. `Another hopeless attempt to be
crowned the successor in his on-going battle of wits with the Hedgehog, no
doubt.'
Robotnik grabbed Snively and gestured towards the small, hand-held device.
"Isn't it magnificent, Snively?" he asked, too immersed in his
achievement to even hear what his nephew just said about the SWATbots.
"Isn't it the most amazing thing you've ever laid your eyes on?"
`Whatever' Snively thought to himself. "Yes, sir, it's most
impressive," he said, knowing from past experience that it was always best
to agree with his uncle. "Er, tell me, sir, what function is it capable of
performing?"
"This, dear nephew, is THE device which will finally put an end to that
miserable vermin's insufferable antics, once and for all!"
"Do you mean Sonic, sir?" Snively asked.
Robotnik glared at his little lackey. "Of course, I mean him, you
imbecile! And how dare you mention that creature's name in my presence?!"
Just hearing the Hedgehog's name alone was enough to make his blood boil.
"R-right. Sorry, sir," Snively said nervously. "So what exactly
does this device do?"
"I call it the Mind Manipulator 9000!" Robotnik said somewhat
over-dramatically. "This machine is capable of emitting powerful psywaves
across the atmosphere, and thus seizing total control over any targeted one's
mind. The Hedgehog will be completely in my power, making it all the more
easier to dispose of him!" Robotnik laughed wickedly. "Isn't that
sheer genius, Snively?"
"Yes, sir, sheer genius," Snively agreed, nodding. "Absolutely
brilliant."
Robotnik smiled evilly. "I'd like to see that foolish creature hack his
way out of this one. We'll just have to wait until the next time he comes into
Robotrpolis. And it will be his last time..."
* * *
It was Thursday. The day that Snively would patrol the streets of Robotropolis.
In his opinion, it was the most boring job ever. Well, at least it gave him an
excuse to avoid his uncle, who he absolutely hated being around. So anyway,
Snively was busy patrolling the city streets, immersed in his own thoughts,
when all of a sudden, an all-too-familiar blue flash zoomed by him.
"The Hedgehog!" Snively cried. He yelled out, "Cease and desist,
Hedgehog! Don't think you can escape from me this time!" For he had with
him Robotnik's Mind Manipulator, just in case he should have an encounter with
Sonic.
Sonic zoomed back in Snively's direction. "Hey, Needlenose, what makes you
think that I would surrender? You've gotta be kidding! If ya want me, you'll
just have to catch me first!" He zoomed in circles around Snively.
Snively was starting to get dizzy quickly, watching the blue whir zoom around
him. "You're only making this harder on yourself by resisting,
Hegehog!" he yelled. Finally, he collapsed on the ground, swirly-eyed. The
Mind Manipulator fell out of his pocket. Snively's eyes widened. Now he had
him! Shaking off his dizzy spell, he grabbed the device and leaped to his feet.
"Say hello to my secret weapon, rodent!"
"Aw, how cute, Snittly's got himself a new toy!" Sonic said with a
smirk. "Well, I'd love to introduce myself to your little friend, but I've
gotta juice! Later, toy-boy!" Sonic zoomed off.
"Haha! You won't get away that easily today, rodent!" Snively said.
He quickly typed in the screen, "Target: Hedgehog." Adjusting the
dial, he pointed the antenna in Sonic's direction and pushed the button.
All of a sudden, everything went black, for what seemed like only about five
seconds. When Snively came to, he groaned and rubbed his head. "W-what on
Mobius just happened?" That voice! The voice that came directly out of his
mouth- it wasn't his own voice! It sounded exactly like... the Hedgehog's! No!
It couldn't be!
"What's wrong with my voice?" Snively cried, horrified. "Why do
I sound like that blue rodent? What's going on?!" He started to run, but
tripped and landed face-down in a puddle of water.
Snively gazed at his reflection in the water. "ARGGG!! NO! IT CAN'T BE! IT
CAN'T BE!!!!" Sonic's reflection gazed up back at him.
"I sound like the Hedgehog... I look like the Hedgehog... oh, God, no! I
must be trapped inside the Hedgehog's body!" He gasped in horror.
"But how?! What happened!? Wait a minute... the Mind Manipulator 9000!
Robotnik must have designed it all wrong! It doesn't control people's minds- it
switches their minds! So if my theory is correct... than Sonic must be trapped
inside my body as well! Oh, no! I've got to find me... I mean, I've got to find
him!" He started to run... and ZOOM! He found out he had the ability to
run just as fast as Sonic too! He skidded to a stop. "WHOA! Did I just do
that?" He smiled thoughtfully. "Hmmm... so this is what is feels like
to be the fastest thing alive! Oh, yes, I could really get used to this!"
He zoomed off down the street, enjoying his new speed. "Wheee! Hahahaha!
Now I'm the fastest thing alive! Oh, that Hedgehog must be nothing without his
speed! I can't wait to see the look on his... er, my face!" Suddenly, an
idea struck him. "Wait a
minute... that's it! He's completely lost his power! Now, I have his power
instead of him so that means... he's totally helpless! Haha! His capture is
assured now!" Laughing happily, he zoomed on down the road in search of
Sonic... who would be trapped in Snively's body.
* * *
Sonic had only recently discovered what had happened, and was nothing short of
horrified. "Aw, man!" he cried. "I don't know how, but that
thingamajig Snively was holding musta caused us to switch bodies! That means he
must have my speed... not to mention my Sonic-Spin and Spin-Dash techniques! What
a total bummer!" He shuddered. "And to top off the fact that I'm now
powerless, I look and sound just like that creep! Yech!"
Just than Snively came dashing by. He skidded to a stop right in front of
Sonic. "Hello there, Hedgehog," he said, folding his arms casually.
He smirked. "Or should I say, "Needlenose"?" He laughed.
"Well, it seems as if we are faced with quite a predicament, wouldn't you
say?"
"All right, Slimely, what did you do to us?" Sonic asked, glaring at,
well, himself.
Snively chuckled. "Well, you see, apparently, my uncle's latest invention
had a minor technicality. It was originally supposed to seize control of your
mind, not switch it." He smirked. "Oh, well. You do realize that
being stuck in my body renders you completely powerless, don't you? That means
I finally have you! With your speed being in my possession, escape is futile!
So you may as well just surrender."
Sonic gulped. For the first time ever, he was actually worried...
* * *
Snively stood outside the control room, back at the base. He couldn't wait to
tell Robotnik that he had finally captured Sonic the Hedgehog... though
circumstances being what they were, he knew that it was going to be hard for
him to believe that he was actually Snively and vice-versa.
"But first," Snively said, grinning, "I'm gonna have a little
fun!" He zoomed through the doors. "Yo, `Buttnik!" he yelled,
impersonating Sonic. "Guess who? It's me, your friendly neighborhood
hedgehog!"
"The Hedgehog!" Robotnik yelled. "SWATbots! Attack!"
But of course, the SWATbots missed him every time. Grinning, he Spin-Dashed all
of the SWATbots. "Oh, yeah! Am I the best or what?" Snively cried. He
enjoyed having this power!
Robotnik screamed angrily. "Snively! Where are you? Send me more SWATbots
ASAP! Triple security! I want that Hedgehog! SNIVELY! WHERE THE HECK ARE
YOU?"
Snively laughed. "I'm right here, sir," he said. "I was merely
having a bit of fun in my current form, that's all. I'm sorry, sir, I just
couldn't resist."
Robotnik stared, speechless.
"You see, sir, I'm afraid the Mind Manipulator 9000 failed. Instead of
taking control of the Hedgehog's mind, it caused him to switch minds with me!
I'm really Snively, your nephew. The Hedgehog is trapped in my body! I swear! I
know it's hard for you to believe, but I can prove it!" He dashed out of
the room, and returned with a handcuffed Sonic, still in his body. "I
captured him, sir! I captured the Hedgehog! His powers are completely gone, a
result of him being trapped in my body!"
"I hate to admit it, Buttnik, but Slimely's tellin' the truth!" Sonic
said. "And you'd better switch us back right now! You'll never get away
with this! Just wait until I'm back in my own body!" He grimaced.
"Oh, man, do I hate having this voice! I sound like a total loser!"
"How dare you call me a loser!" Snively yelled. "You are in no
position to be talking to me like that... Cue Ball!"
Sonic whipped out Snively's laser pointer from his belt and aimed a blast right
at him.
Snively dodged it. "HEY! How dare you touch MY laser pointer?! Nobody uses
her except me!" He grabbed it away from Sonic. "It's all right,
precious, Daddy's here," he cooed to it.
Sonic laughed. "Oh, brother!"
Snively glared daggers at Sonic. "You dare to mock Snively the
Great?" He clenched his fists. I've got a score to settle with you,
Hedgehog! Let's set aside the personal attacks and settle this with physical
attacks!" He unlocked Sonic's handcuffs. "Bring it on,
Needlenose!"
Sonic grinned. "Ladies first." They charged towards each other,
yelling battle cries. Pretty soon, they were both rolling around on the floor,
locked in mortal combat.
Robotnik, who at first was feeling quite freaked out by this whole thing, now
was very amused. He sat back in his in chair and munched on popcorn, watching
the two duke it out.
The Mind Manipultor, which was in Snively's pocket, fell out during the fight
and slid down the floor. Sonic noticed it and cried, "The Mind
Manipulator! Maybe if I push it, it'll change us back!" He made a leap for
it.
"NOOOO!" Snively cried. He didn't want his body back now! Not after
experiencing the Hedgehog's powers!
Sonic pushed the button, right before Snively could stop him. ZAP! Everything
went dark again momentarily... and Snively found himself back in his own body.
"Well, that's a relief!" Sonic said, standing up. "Man, I
thought I was going to be stuck in your pathetic body, hearing your snotty
voice come outta my mouth forever! Well, it's been fun, but I've gotta run!
Later, `Buttnik! Later, Needlenose!" He dashed away, back to Knothole.
Snively screamed angrily. "It's not fair! I had both the Hedgehog and his
unbeatable powers! I had them! But now I lost them! Gone, all gone!"
Snively started bawling his head off. He paused. "Er, by the way,
sir," he said to Robotnik with a nervous chuckle, "I, uh, hope you
won't hold that "Buttnik" remark against me... I meant nothing by it,
you understand... heh, heh."
Robotnik chuckled evilly. "Of course, dear nephew... now, how about
getting to work on repairing all those SWATbots you damaged, hmmm...?"
Snively gulped. It would take him hours! He started to bawl again.
* * *
Snively was busy repairing his uncle's SWATbots in the factory, while muttering
angry threats about Sonic under his breath. "I'LL GET YOU ONE OF THESE
DAYS, HEDGEHOG!!!!!!" he screamed angrily.